Hmm random word... Cheese

Cheese is very good. There is such a thing called the Stinky Cheeseman, who, as you know, is very stinky, hence his name. The Stinky Cheesman's idol was the Gingerbread Man but since he was long gone, he missed him terribly. He tried to pull many stunts so that he could see dear old Ginger again. He failed but died anyway. But he didn't get to see Ginger. The End.
xD

Poor poor Stinky Cheeseman *tear*

Yes, it is quite sad. *tear*

Oh man. Maslow is awesome homie. Better get used to him, he's gonna pop up a lot in life. But yeah, I don't really remember much from freshman year of high school that was 7 years ago. Gosh! I'm so old.

I'm just too used to college and the overload of work that goes along with being a double major and having a minor, lol. Can I take your geography test for you? I'll trade you for my 10 page Strategic Analysis paper about the 5 step business model in the Coca Cola and Pepsi Wars. Please?

Go ahead. I'm up for something new :D

75 mins/lesson!?!?!?!?! what the? ours were 50 mins each and that was long enough...

random word, hmm...cold (cause that's what i am right now)

75 minutes of deatttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *boredom*
Elementary school had 6 periods a day, 2, then 1, then lunch, then 2, then 1. They were all 50 minutes. But high school here is a different matter. Semestered schools all have 4 75-minute periods. *ugh* Oh well, better than some of the non-semestered schools (8 periods a day, 50 minutes each).

Once upon time, there was a person named Hot. Hot was hot. Hot headed, all the time. He was always hot as fire and was always bad-tempered. He was like this all through his life, through school and everything. Being hot tempered, the uni officials wee scared of him and immediately accepted him into Harvard, where he thrived to become a lawyer. One day, he met a perky little girl named Cold. Cold was a calm person. She was pretty in a surreal way and was quiet, calm, and (no pun intended) chill. Hot found something very interesting about Cold but Cold didn't know. She knew Hot was hot-tempered and didn't wanna get involved.
Who cared? They still ended up together, both graduated and opened their own law firm and had a kid. Guess what it's name was?
That's right.
Warm.
xD
I am so messed up. Ahaha.

Random word: pineapple.

Once there was a pineapple farm (are there such things as those?). Many pineapples blossomed into big big pineapples that ended up in people's stomachs, which all the pineapples dreaded. Many of them wished to stay young and not ready to be eaten yet for the rest of their lives, fearing "death." (AKA, being swallowed by a human and ending up in their waste .. ahem.) A certain pineapple named "House" was always fearing death and planned to do something about it. The other pineapples laughed at him and asked him, "What are you trying so hard for?" for there was nothing he could really do about it. It was how life as a pineapple was.
One day, House heard the dreaded words from the farmer that grew them: "This one's ripe and ready." House felt himself harvest and loaded on a truck with thousands of other fellow pineapples. They all sniffed goodbye and the truck started driving away. As they saw the ocean, the brilliant sunset, the truck got into an accident and all the pineapples toppled over onto the sandy beach below. House, however, felt himself fall deep deep down in the ocean water and felt himself sink. He was stuck in some sand, and wasn't sure where he was.
Then he saw a yellow sponge walking around carrying a suitcase, lonely.
He yelled out, "What's wrong, Spongebob?"
The sponge lifted his head up. "How do you know my name?" Spongebob asked.
"I dunno, I guessed."
"What's your name?"
House looked at him. "House."
"No freaking way! OK, I'm living in you from now, OK? We're gonna be bestbest friends!" Spongebob shrieked, took out a saw and began cutting open House.
House looked appalled, but didn't feel dead. He decided to stay as Spongebob's domain in the sea and his best friend. But he found that because he was filled with water, he could no longer speak. Sadly, he passed away but his shell remained, with Spongebob residing in him, forgetting all about him and spending all his time with Patrick Starfish who just moved in next door and annoyed the heck out of Squidward.
And now you know the story about how Spongebob's pineapple under the sea came to be.
xDD
TA-DA!
Whaddya think?
xDD

Very good. Even if it is quite a Spongebob Squarepants copy.

I do just that! I punish criminals with my amazing blue pen while eating BARBECUE CHIPS. :D But since I don't have math this semester, I'll say I'm working on Science. xD His vegemite, eh? I'll look into it when I break into his room and stalk him under his bed when I'm there.

There was a line. It was very lonely, all by itself. Like this: _________ He couldn't find any other lines. There were circle lines (which didn't really suit him) and semi-circle lines (yuck, he thought). He thought he was determined to be labelled as a failure with no joined line ever. One day he saw a lonely line laying on a highway, waiting to be run over. Another line was next to it. The line ran over to the two other lines and yelled, "Stop! You can't do this!" He ran over to the 2 lines, but then got run over by a car. All three lines were unconsious. When they woke up (and were miraculously on a piece of paper) they found out the car ran them over and stuck them together. A man walked over muttering to himself when he saw the three lines stuck together on a piece of paper.
Thus, the triangle was born.
xD
I am so messed up. Seriously.

Thank you for your kudos. *bows*
I do not mind. FEEL FREE TO BE RANDOM. XD Go right ahead. I'll definitely put in a word :)

You're both right. Both the peanut butter and the vegemite (of which there are now two jars of vegemite, one mostly empty) live on my desk, next to the dry biscuits and the computer. You'll never guess where the exhaust fan points to either. Protip: it's great for keeping garlic bread warm, but does nothing for the longevity of vegemite.

ugh.... malsow haunted me for my entire first year of high school!! Wish I could tell you it gets better but since I am currently catching up on 7 weeks of work in my 2 week holidays I guess I better not (^_^)
random word: knife

Ack .. I do NOT want Maslow haunting me at all. No sireeeee.

Actually, my brother cut himself with a knife once. Not on purpose, but on accident. He tried to cut a giant chocolate bunny with a knife instead of breaking it apart with his hands and ended up slicing his finger with the knife. Nice little Easter treat there, eh?

Random word: Strawberry

One day, there was a little berry who didn't have a name. It was jealous of blueberry and raspberry, who had amazing and beautiful names. Why couldn't it think of a great one? It hopped around in the world, trying to find inspiration for a name. Then he realized he saw the most awesome thing ever: a straw in a drink. Straws. The berry pondered on it. And then thought up it's name.
Strawberry.
:)